Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
If you're new to the site, you'll probably want to start here, with the


Pastafarian Dhreck created this stunning portrait of the FSM built entirely of pasta.
I made a pencil sketch of the outlines of His body on canvas, then glued over these lines with small pieces of spaghetti three to six rows deep to create the basic shape of the FSM. The inner spaces (noodles, meatballs and eye stalks) were made dark with ink before using several kinds of broken down pasta to further fill in the body. This to differentiate the coloring, texture and density of the different body parts/sections and to make sure minimal canvas would appear in the gaps. Finished up by filling in the eyes and background, hiding all mistakes beneath a thick carpet of pasta. Somehow I used a pound of sweet sweet glue in the process.
In total 7 different kinds of pasta were used to create the finished piece. Spaghetti for the outlines, tagliatelle to fill in His noodly appendages, a bit of vermicelli on the eye-stalks, green & orange fusilli for His meaty balls and glass noodle on the eyeballs. Background is filled in with broken down lasagna Verde sheets on the bottom and ground up Chinese egg noodle on top.
I urge everyone to check out Dhreck’s website for more information and pictures.

Sitting at The Outback with my family, I couldn’t help but think we were touched by His Noodly Appendage. There He was, staring back at me from the promo card on our table. If that isn’t proof that He is watching over us, I don’t know what is.
-Cary
1st FSM Holiday tree-topper of the season, courtesy of Pastafarian Danny:



Just wanted to let you know, while i was out and about at the Rundle St markets yesterday, in Adelaide, Australia, i stumbled across a pair of lovely wenches sharing badges - and to my great amazement and joy, among the throng of treasures was a badge displaying the symbol of the great and mighty FSM Himself.
Naturally i had to buy it, and when i approached one of the wenches she, recognising me as a fellow Pastafarian, greated me warmly and drew several other devotional badges to my attention.
It’s just so good to know that wherever we are, a fellow Pastafarian is not far away.
Ramen.
Kim

Decided to have a glass of chocolate milk (i know a little old for it at 17 :P) and noticed this so grabbed my phone and took a picture ^_^
- Brett

THE HUNGER ARTISTS THEATRE COMPANY, FULLERTON, CA
PRESENTS THE WORLD PREMIERE COMEDY
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER: THE HOLY MUG OF GROG
December 5th through December 21st, 2008
FULLERTON, CA – The Hunger Artists Theatre Company is proud to present the final show of its 2008 season, Flying Spaghetti Monster: The Holy Mug Of Grog. This follow-up to Hunger Artists’ 2006 hit comedy The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant is written by Artistic Director Jeremy Gable and directed by Associate Managing Director Katie Chidester, and runs from December 5th through December 21st.
The Holy Mug Of Grog centers around Travis Greenwell, an ordinary Subway employee who is known for his love of religious debate. However, debate suddenly turns into adventure when he finds himself on a quest for the last relic of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism: the Holy Mug of Grog. This mug, which belonged to the first midget on earth during The Last Barbecue, has been reported to be unearthed, and it is up to Greenwell, the rumored next prophet of Pastafarianism, to track it down and keep it safe.
Helping him on his journey are a European-accented co-worker, an Ian McKellan-esque professor, a beautiful flight attendant and the last two pirates on earth. What they will uncover is a conspiracy so labyrinth and fantastic, it almost seems to be reminiscent of other religious quest adventures like The Da Vinci Code and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Almost.
Chidester has assembled a cast of some of Hunger Artists’ most talented company members, many of whom are praciting Pastafarians, including Leonard Joseph Dunham, Anthony Galleran, Duncan Hutchinson, Scott Keister, Jessica Lynch, Topher Mauerhan, Garrett T. McDonald, Amber Scott, Kaitlyn Tice and Maile Walker.
Christina Acero will serve as Stage Manager for the production, as well as provide its Sound Design. Set design is by Andrew Vonderschmitt, with Scenic Painting by Antonio Swagler. Costume design is by Margaret McGurr. Prop Design is by David Yu.
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is currently the world’s fastest growing religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was started by Bobby Henderson in 2005 when he wrote a letter protesting the Kansas School Board’s decision to include Intelligent Design in the Science curriculum. The letter specified the religion’s origins and beliefs, and threatened legal action if the religion was not taught in schools. It became an Internet phenomenon, spawning a gospel, several knock-off religions, a multitude of merchandise and, of course, a Holiday show.
Playwright Jeremy Gable is the Artistic Director of the Hunger Artists Theater Company. He penned the show’s predecessor, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant. For Hunger Artists, he has also written Re: Woyzeck, Marat.Sade (Nominee – OC Weekly Theater Award – Best New Play) and pieces for Hunger Artists’ 24 Hour Theater and Dead Letter Office festivals.
“Religion was always a very slippery slope for me, without any answers that I could latch onto,” says Gable. “However, when I heard about Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, it seemed to make the most sense. Its principles are simple - have fun, don’t do anything stupid or mean, love pasta – and its heaven contains a beer volcano and a stripper factory. I was instantly hooked, and I’ve been sharing His Noodlyness’ words ever since.”
Director Katie Chidester is the Associate Artistic Director of the Hunger Artists Theater Company. She directed the world premieres of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant, The Lutz Radio Show and Emily Brauer’s Searching For Americana, the Orange County premiere of Neil Labute’s bash: latter-day plays (Nomination - OC Weekly Theater Award - Best Production), as well as for Hunger Artists’ Dead Letter Office festival.
“After the success of the first show, it seemed natural to put up another production to continue spreading the sacred word,” says Chidester. “And I’m excited to be working with Jeremy again, mainly because this means that now all debts have been paid off. Seriously, that guy holds a grudge!”
Performances of Flying Spaghetti Monster: The Holy Mug Of Grog will take place on Fridays and Saturdays at 8 pm and Sundays at 7 pm, with a special performance on Thursday, December 18th at 8 pm. General admission tickets are $18; senior and students (with valid ID) may purchase tickets for $15. Tickets for the Thursday performance are $5. Patrons may purchase tickets online by visiting our website (www.hungerartists.com). To reserve tickets by phone, please call 714.680.6803.
For more information about Flying Spaghetti Monster: The Holy Mug Of Grog or the Hunger Artists Theatre Company’s upcoming 13th season, please visit www.hungersartists.com. For more information on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, visit the official website at www.venganza.org. Programming, dates and times are subject to change.
FACT SHEET
The Hunger Artists Theatre Company presents Flying Spaghetti Monster: The Holy Mug of Grog
Written by Jeremy Gable
Directed by Katie Chidester
December 5 – December 21, 2008
CAST
Leonard Joseph Dunham………Narrator
Anthony Galleran………………Customer/Dr. Chidester
Duncan Hutchinson…………….Norman/Male Pilot/Plumber
Scott Keister……………………Hooded Figure/Midget/Chauffeur/D.I.
Jessica Lynch…………………..Sylvia Sylvstajga
Topher Mauerhan………………Shamus
Garrett T. McDonald……………Travis Greenwell
Amber Scott…………………….Bonnie
Kaitlyn Tice……………………..Apostle/Stewardess Katie
Maile Walker…………………….Female Pilot/Guard
Benjamin Hollingsworth III…….Judy Tenuta/Existentialism/Yo Mama
DATES: December 5 – December 21, 2008
Special performance on Thursday, December 18
Fridays & Saturdays at 8:00 p.m.; Sundays at 7:00 p.m.
Thursday Performance at 8:00 p.m.
WHERE: The Hunger Artists Theatre Company
699-A South State College Boulevard, Fullerton, CA 92831
located between Orangethorpe and Commonwealth in the
Trico College Business Park, just off the 91 and 57 freeways
TICKETS: $18 general admission; $15 for seniors/students with ID; $5 general admission - Thursday Performance
PHONE: 714.680.6803
WEBSITE: www.hungerartists.com
PARKING: Free
ADVISABLE CONTENT: Adult language, goofy violence and religious satire

[Previous counter-protest to Westboro event. Photo cred - Brian Chilson]
This Friday, November 28th, 7pm-8pm, at the Havana Theatre in Vancouver, B.C., there will be a Pastafarian counter-protest to the Westboro Baptist Church protest at the same location.
For those who do not know, Westboro Baptist Church is a hate group out of Kansas, best known for picketing funerals of soldiers killed in the Iraq War. From wikipedia:
The church runs numerous websites such as GodHatesFags.com, GodHatesAmerica.com and others expressing condemnation of homosexuality, Roman Catholics, Muslims and Jews, as well as populations it believes are supporting the aforementioned groups, including Chinese, Swedes, Canadians, Irish, British, Mexicans and Americans.
A few weeks ago, the Central Arkansas Pastafarians staged a counter-protest to another Westboro Baptist Church event, causing it to be cancelled. The picture, above, is from this counter-protest. Read more about it here.
Please come if you can, and help put these assholes in their place. Please be civil, we are simply countering their protest with one of our own - don’t get arrested or cause bad press for Pastafarians.
Please spread the word. Dress in pirate regalia if you can. Take pictures.
What: Pastafarian Counter-Protest to Westboro Baptist Church hate event.
When: This Friday, November 28th, 7pm - 8pm
Where: The Havana Theatre in Vancouver, B.C.
1212 Commercial Drive Vancouver, British Columbia
Contact: Pastafarian Ben - he is the man behind this operation. You can reach him at: tremblay47@gmail.com
*NOTE*
What exactly is the Westboro Baptist Church protesting? On Friday, the Havana Theatre in Vancouver is staging a play called The Laramie Project. The Laramie Project is about the reaction to the murder of a gay student named Matthew Shepard in 1998. Matthew Shepard was beaten to death by a hate group because he was gay. He was tortured, tied to a fence and left to die. The Westboro Baptist Church contends the actions were justified and is protesting the play.
In their press release for this event, WBC says “Matt Shepard has been in Hell now for ten years, with eternity left to go on his sentence - without appeal, parole, or time off for good behavior. All else about Matt is trivial and irrelevant. You may join him soon. Deal with it.”
So, who’s coming to ruin Westboro Baptist Church’s day?
Important message from the comments:
If anyone does go, be very careful - Phelps LOVES to antagonize people into physically attacking him and/or his followers, and then sues the hell out of them.
The Canadian crime series The Border has been touched by His Noodly Appendage:
Thanks to everyone who sent the video.

My friend was at the rally against Prop.8 in florida and spotted his noodley appendages on a sign
-Ryan


My wife Lucía did this FSM/Halloween cake for her Birthday, which happens to be 31 October. Now she is a hearted FSM follower and she will be happy to see this year’s cake in the website!
Marcelo
I like it very much, especially the drawing of Him creating Mountains, Trees and Midgit.
What: Pastafarian Meetup- The Tucson Unified Church of the FSM is hosting a big event - all are welcome and encouraged to come.
Where: Tucson, Arizona - 4th Ave & 6th Street, Outside Carusoes Italian Restaurant.
When: Saturday, November 22nd, 8pm.
Pirate regalia not required but encouraged. Show up if you can, and please take lots of pictures.

I have made a cross-stitch of epic proportion. It’s the FSM. I am sending you this in the hopes the you put it on Venganza. org. Look at the photos attached and marvel (MARVEL!) at the beauty of it. Thank you for your time.
-Mike

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